Free Beer For Life
Time is a never ceasing force. You try to stop, halt, botox, Viagra it away and yet it keeps coming. Mick sang that it was on his side. Now it’s on yours. This easy drinking blend of two Belgian yeasts and rare New Zealand Motueka hops is sure to make the minute and, we hope, the hour hand stop for just a little bit.
As Dandy Don used to sing, “Turn out the lights, the party’s over….” This spicy, dark, hopilicious concoction is for when the last edit, wrench turn, and delivery is made and you give your silent middle finger to the man, pop the top, grab your best friend and toast to your way out.
It’s that old chair, the crash of the waves, a warm embrace, a job well done. We all have that place that makes us happier than anything. This smooth as silk, slightly sweet burst of happy, happy will have you there in now time. Cheers!
The clock ticking, ticking, ticking. Demanding action. Urging you forward. Do something!! This continually hopped ticking time bomb of awesomeness only asks one thing of you: sit back, relax and smile. Like Jack said, the only reason you’re still conscious is because I don’t want to carry you.
Notice how this gluten free IPA will make your step a little lighter and hum a little tune…. “Never saw the sun shinin’ so bright. When you’re in beer, my how they fly”. It’s THAT time.
Well it’s one for the money, two for the show… now go, cat, go. Glutards this beer is yours! A wonderful break with notes of orange zest, coriander and grains of paradise sure to bring you back to the good old days of beer….mmmmm beer. Homer had it right!
Can’t figure out what to drink today? Neither can we! The ADD series are our beers that will keep you on your toes. Pushing style guidelines, traditions and concepts to the limit in a never ending quest for that All Damn Day beer. Thai IPA? Sure. Rice Pudding beer for the Holidays? Check. Habanero infused awesomeness. No problem. ADD – it means try and keep up and wait, squirrel…
You have a chance to participate in launching Montco’s newest brewery and make a difference in the lives of (potentially) millions of thirsty beer drinkers! Be a difference maker with the first and only gluten free brewery in Philly! It’s about time my friend. Click here for info.